unaheklacreationsanddestructions
BEWARE
this page contains blatant shameless
attempted manipulation and begging
SEND THE TEDDIES TO
SEE TOM WAITS APPEAL
YES IT'S OFFICIAL
THERE IS ONLY ONE
GENEROUS AND
COMPASSIONATE
PERSON IN
IRELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
THE TEDDIES ARE BORED AND LISTLESS. THEIR EYES THAT
LUSTRE. THEY ARE IN DANGER OF BECOMING INANIMATE
OR EVEN WASTING AWAY. THEIR LIVES LACK GLITTER AND
DOOM. THEY NEED THE REJUVENATING MAGIC AND
DANGER OF A TOM WAITS GIG IN ORDER TO REVIVIFY OR
POSSIBLY EVEN SAVE THEIR LIVES.
YOU ARE THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN RESCUE THEM. IT IS
YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY
TO ENSURE THAT THESE WILD
MISCHIEVOUS WONDERFUL CREATURES DO NOT FACE
EXTINCTION
DONATE NOW AND HELP MAKE
THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE
(FOR ME)
ALICE THE DAMAGED DOLL CURRENTLY
HIDDEN ANGER THAT SHE CANNOT
SPEAK.
IF SHE COULD SPEAK HOWEVER
SHE WOULD BE SAYING
GET ME
THE FUCK TO THE TOM
WAITS GIG!
LISTEN TO HER SILENT
PLEA.  
YOU COULD BE THE ONE TO
MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THIS DOLLS
LIFE.
DONATE NOW AND RELIEVE ALL
YOUR CRUSHING GUILT ABOUT THE
STATE OF THE WORLD
HELP MAKE THE WORLD A
BETTER PLACE FOR ALICE
(AND ME) DONATE NOW!!!
you have reached the end of the page
there is nothing more to see
email:info@art-eruptions.com
www.art-eruptions.com
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN DISTANTLY CONCERNED:
THE TEDDIES DID GET TO THE CONCERT!!!!!
THEY
ARE REVIVED AND ALIVE!!!
AND THEY WILL CONTINUE TO CAUSE HAVOC IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!
BUT IT WAS
NO THANKS TO YE WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
SO TO ATONE FOR THIS SIN OF OMISSION YOU MUST PURCHASE
MUSIC BY THE MAESTRO NOW (SO I CAN GET FREE AMAZON VOUCHERS
AND FINALLY BUY ORPHANS (THE CD, NOT THE ENDEARINGLY
UNDERNOURISHED CHILDREN))
(THERE IS OTHER MUSIC IN CASE YOU ARE RICH OR HAVE GOTTEN ILLICIT
ACCESS TO SOMEONE ELSES CREDIT CARD)








(THIS IS A POEM NOT A THREAT SO NO COMPLAINTS OR
WHIMPERING PLEASE)
(PS. KORNFLAKES THE RABBIT'S POETRY CORNER IS COMING
SOON ON THIS VERY SITE WHOO!!!!)
PS. LUCKILY THE TEDDIES HAVE TICKET FOR MORRISSEY
ALREADY BUT THEY ARE THINKING OF BUYING AN IRON LUNG
(EACH) SO FUNDS ARE STILL DESPERATELY NEEDED!!!!!!!!
CLICK HERE TO BUY
MUSIC
(OR BOOKS)
(OR CONCERT TICKETS)
THERE IS A FREE
DOWN LOAD SEARCH
ENGINE AS WELL
BUT IGNORE IT UNTIL
YOU HAVE SPENT ALL
YOUR MONEY
MIND THE GAP
I WARN YOU
HELL IS A NASTY PLACE
FOR THE NICE PEOPLE
SO GET BUYING NOW!
NO DONATIONS TO MY POIGNANT APPEAL (SEE BELOW)
EXCEPT FOR MY PAL WHO DONATED TEN DOLLARS ON
HIS DA'S CREDIT CARD.
CONGRATULATIONS  FRIEND YOU SHALL BE
REWARDED BY HE/SHE ON HIGH WHO LOOKS DOWN
ON US AND LAUGHS JOYFULLY
THIS WHITE
SPACE
ALONG THE
SIDE OF
THE PAGE
SHOULD NOT
BE HERE.