MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
PERSONALLY, I FOUND THIS VERY AMUSING...
IF ANYONE WANTS TO OFFER ME THIS MUCH MONEY FOR
THE SITE, I WILL GLADLY TAKE IT AND PUT IT TOWARDS MY
PLASTIC SURGERY FUND. (MY CLICKING FORTUNE OF 25
UNARRIVED EURO EARNED BY OVER SEVEN YEARS OF
ZOMBIELIKE FINGER WORK IS NOT REALLY SUFFICIENT.)
I JUSTIFY MY PLASTIC SURGERY PLAN ON THE GROUNDS
THAT I WANT TO LOOK LIKE LOUISE BROOKS NOT BARBIE.
THIS MAKES THE PROJECT AESTHETIC AND ARTISTIC
RATHER THAN SHALLOW AND SELF SERVING.  (NO
ARGUMENTS PLEASE.) ANYONE WHO WISHES TO DONATE
TO THE FUND CLICK THIS BUTTON.

YOU WILL BE AIDING A VISUALLY CREATIVE ENDEAVOUR
(AND HELPING ME ACHIEVE MY REVENGE ON MOST OF
HUMANITY AND POSSIBLY GOD TOO)(BUT MORE ABOUT
THAT AT ANOTHER TIME). FOR ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS  
REVENGE ON GOD THERE IS A LIST OF CREATIVE WAYS TO
SPITE GOD IN ANOTHER SECTION OF THE SITE (FIND IT
YE'RE FUCKIN SELVES).
IN THE MEANTIME CHECK OUT MY AWESOME DAILY
PAGEVIEW!! I HOPE ALL THOSE IMAGINARY PEOPLE ARE
READING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
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1) PRAY FOR STRIPED PAINT AND A GLASS
HAMMER
2)CREATE LIFE (SEE FRANKENSTEIN AND
REANIMATOR)
3)CLAIM SOCIAL WELFARE IN HIS NAME
USING HIS DETAILS
4)DEVOLVE FROM BEING A HUMAN INTO
AN AMOEBA-LIKE STATE (I AM CURRENTLY
DOING THIS VERY SUCCESSFULLY)
5)LET THE AIR OUT OF HIS TYRES (SIMPLE
BUT EFFECTIVE)
6)GO FORTH BUT NEVER EVER MULTIPLY
(I'M SUCCESSFULLY DOING THIS ONE AS
WELL)
7)KILL PEOPLE AND SAY HE TOLD YOU TO
DO IT. (TO BE HONEST THIS ONE DOESN'T
WORK AND WILL GET YOU LOCKED UP.
WHY PEOPLE ARE SO RETICENT TO
BELIEVE THAT A GOD WHO ALLOWED THE
INVENTION OF CHEESE STRINGS WOULD
TELL PEOPLE TO COMMIT MURDER IS
BEYOND ME HOWEVER)8)USE PAGES
FROM THE GOOD NEWS BIBLE AS
EMERGENCY CIGARETTE PAPERS (THIS IS
MORE PRACTICAL ADVICE THAN HUMOUR
REALLY)
9)FORGE PROOF THAT YOUR ANCESTORS
WROTE THE BIBLE AS A JOKE WHILE THEY
WERE ENDLESSLY WAITING FOR THE
INVENTION OF TELEVISION.
WAYS TO SPITE GOD
I PUT THE ABOVE PICTURE ON A
RELIGIOUS SITE TO SEE WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN.
NOTHING SO FAR. IF ANYONE
FINALLY NOTICES THAT IT IS NOT A
RELIGIOUS PICTURE AND GETS
BACK TO ME I WILL INFORM YE MY
198 DAILY VIEWERS!!
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