



| BEWARE!!! YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED THE TERRITORY OF KORNFLAKES THE RAMPANTLY ANGRY RABBIT AND AQABAH THE HYPERACTIVE STOAT. ONE LOOMS MENACINGLY WIELDING AN OBSCENE BADGE AND THE OTHER WILL TRY TO TALK YOU TO DEATH. (PLEASE DO NOT FEED THEM ANY BISCUITS, LIES, OR UNPRESCRIBED MEDICATION). WITH THEM LIVES ALICE THE DAMAGED DOLL. SHE CANNOT OR WILL NOT SPEAK BUT MOTHER NATURE HAS COMPENSATED FOR THIS BY GIVING HER EXCELLENT SHOPLIFTING SKILLS. (IF ONLY WE WERE ALL SO FORTUNATE) SHE IS ALSO THE MINDER OF THE KEY TO THE UNHOLY HEAD OF AQABAH (THE HOLE HAVING BEEN STITCHED LAST MONTH) THE HOLY HEAD OF THE STOAT WAS DIFFICULT ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH. THE UNHOLY ONE MAY BE EVEN TRICKIER! AND AS FOR THE CAT... FOUL LANGUAGE AND WILDLIFE MAYHEM WILL ABOUND IF YOU PASS THROUGH THIS PORTAL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! |


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| CLICK TO ENTER I UNDERSTAND THAT BY CLICKING THIS I AM CERTIFYING THAT (A) I AM NOT REEALLY A CHILD ANYMORE (B) I AM NO LONGER INTIMIDATED BY SCARY TEDDIES AND DOLLS OR BAD LANGUAGE (C) HOWEVER DEFICIENT OR DEFEATED I MAY BE IN OTHER AREAS OF MY LIFE I HAVE SOME SEMBLANCE OF A SENSE OF HUMOUR LEFT AND AM NOT GOING TO SUE ANYBODY OR MAKE ANY DUMB COMPLAINTS. (D) I LIKE TO DONATE MONEY TO STRANGE WEBSITES (E) I BELIEVE IN THE MIGHTY POWER OF THE UNHOLY HEAD OF AQABAH THE STOAT. |
